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[letsgogirls]

JAKE JENSEN (27) Taken. Looking for friends.

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Comments

[letsgogirls]

Like how spicy? And that's a toughie. Magic fingers maybe? I don't know.

[he means hacking skills.]

[scovilles]

[ is that what he means because that's not where her brain went
#yikes ]

I've been known to make grown men cry.

Wow. I've met a lot of men with talented hands but nobody's ever described theirs as magical. What can you do with them?

[letsgogirls]

[he's terrible]

I'll have to see that. [RECORD SCRATCH] Wait. What. Oh. Um. That's not what I meant. I meant hacking with my fingers. My tongue's talented too. But not with hacking. Um. Fuck. Sorry.

[scovilles]

[ oh no he's so cute though ]

Are you flirting with me or just bragging? Because bragging would be pretty rude if you're not going to share those talents.

Though hacking is pretty cool too. I know a few computer wizards from home.

[letsgogirls]

Trying to flirt. I never tease about that. And yeah? Computer wizard? I'll have to put that as my new title.

[scovilles]

It's working for you. It probably helps that you're cute.

[ zero chill. zero. ever. ]

So other than magic fingers etc, what's your story?

[letsgogirls]

I'll take cute. [he's not experienced with chill, either]

Why I'm here? Or talking about myself?

[scovilles]

Either! What's your book jacket cover story, you know? You in six sentences, etc?

[letsgogirls]

Former Special Forces officer trying to get his life back and save the world from terrorists so he doesn't have to go undercover to watch his niece plat soccer.

[scovilles]

Wow. So maybe "cute" isn't the best descriptor...

What does Special Forces do? I'm sure it was lots of special things that you probably couldn't talk about at home very much.

[letsgogirls]

Classified. Very classified. But whatever needed to be done that the regular Army couldn't do. Small squads. I was comms and tech.

[scovilles]

So what you're saying is you could probably help me figure out how to change my ringtone on this communicator?

Coffee's on me if you're interested.

[letsgogirls]

Oh I definitely can change a ringtone. And I'll take you up on the coffee. When and where?

[scovilles]

I'll send you an invite.

[ you've got mail! please accept a calendar invitation! ]